So I was just chilling this evening and some TV shows proved me wrong!  Keep in mind the only TV I really watch is anything WWE, Adult Swim, "Married...with Children", and most recently a game show called "Baggage".  I sat down in the chair today and the TV was already on tonight and Operation Repo was on, followed by South Beach Tow

I always thought whenever someone was acting stupid, you whip out a video camera and they snap back in line.  Unfortunately, in about 1.5 hours, I was proven way wrong!

I know they only show the worst of the repossessions and incidents, but it's crazy how stupid people are.  I honestly think that when they are filming these shows, they should have cops tagged right behind them, but I realize that's dumb and impossible.  The best were the cops who came up on the guy with the chainsaw!

So, I guess that once you pull a camera out, people usually don't smarten up...but maybe when you're taking their cars away from them, they really don't care, eh? 

Someone asked me out of the blue the other day which podcasts I listened to.  This blew my mind because I just started listening to podcasts about two weeks ago!

1.  The Adam Corolla Podcast with Adam Corolla (Might be dropping this soon though)
2.  I Want Wrestling by John Lagana
3.  Art of Wrestling with Colt Cabana
4.  Anti-War Radio (not quite a podcast, still serves the same) with Scott Horton
5.  Afterbuzz TV's Tough Enough Show with Torrie Wilson, Lilian Garcia, and Candice Michelle

There is another podcast that, at this time, only has 2 recordings, but I really hope they make a lot more!  It's definitely not for the little children at heart - "Having Sex with Katie Morgan" hosted by Kevin Smith featuring pornstar Katie Morgan!  Smith's self degregation humor is absolute gold!

Have any hilarious podcasts, let me know!

Rating:  Before my adjustments - 50 out of 69 : With my adjustments - 68 out of 69

OK, I'll admit, Fallout: New Vegas wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, albiet I was comparing it to Fallout 3, so the hopes weren't high at all.

One of my biggest complaints still is with the V.A.T.S. - still no targeting the groin or the eyes, and melee/unarmed is still just used for critical bonus instead of targeting specific areas.

The best thing about Fallouts 1, 2, and Tactics was the fact there was no level cap and the skills went over 100%.  This added on to the far-reaching reality the games offered, but for whatever reason, the Bethesda Fallouts cap it.  At least the level cap is 30 and not 20 now.

Hardcore mode cracked me up - Fallout 2 was only playable in Hardcore mode - as far as the ammo (the most hardcore part) is concerned.

Still, only two companions are obtainable (but both can't be humanoid?)

There is so much potential with the radio stations in the game, and I have no clue why they keep choosing to not include a whole lot more content with the radio.  Hours and hours and hours of content could be made just by fans alone, or at least make it so radio stations are easy to add by players.  I'd make a good 5 hour radio station with interviews and stuff, and I'd love to listen to other players do their own radio work as well.  That'd be so much more fun, but with Bethesda, I guess that might be out of the question.

Another thing I did like was I felt the dialogue selections were much more entertaining than in Fallout 3.  For example:



And only two table games to play in the casinos??  Really?  No poker, craps??  Roulette is my favorite table game, but the fact you can rebet your bet makes it slow and not worth playing.  Three DLC's are out, and none add any gambling on - drawing away from the whole Vegas theme if I'm asked.

I bought it on Steam's Summer Camp Sale, so it was only $14.99.  I originally wasn't ever going to buy the game, but my curiosity got the best of me.  I just loved Fallouts 1, 2, and Tactics that much!

These will be the results from WWE Money In the Bank for July 17^th, 2011 SPOILER ALERT!!!


(Man of the evening - CM Punk)

 RAW Money In The Bank Ladder Match – Alberto Del Rio, R-Truth, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Evan Bourne, Rey Mysterio, Alex Riley, Kofi Kingston

They will start off the pay per view with the RAW Money In The Bank Match because the winner will be cashing in his Championship Match against CM Punk after the conclusion of the WWE Championship match.  Also, I will just say how the “eliminations" will go for the ladder matches because there is just too much going on.

Alberto Del Rio:  He will be doing great throughout the match, but an interference from Ricardo Rodriquez will cost Del Rio his chance.  Because he’s been out so long, while Del Rio is at the top of a ladder about to grab the briefcase, we will hear Rodriquez do his introduction for Del Rio.  Del Rio will stop and be confused, and then he will be knocked off the ladder and out the ring by Evan Bourne.

Evan Bourne:  While Del Rio is confused, Evan Bourne will climb to the top rope and do an Air Bourne to smash Del Rio off the ladder.  Unfortunately for this dangerous maneuver, it will knock Bourne out as well.

Jack Swagger:  Unfortunately for Swagger, his experience will be his downfall.  He will expect to win because he’s that awesome and will only use 5% of his abilities.  He should have at least used 9%.

The Miz/Alex Riley:  This match could have easily been called “RAW Money In The Bank Ladder Match with Miz Vs. Riley On The Side.”  They will be too busy beating each other up.

Rey Mysterio:  As he is about to grab the briefcase, the $ sign on the briefcase will remind him about his DVD release, and he will pull out a copy of his DVD out of his pants and start showing the crowd.  This will give one of the other wrestlers a chance to knock him down and the DVD will smack him in the head, which will have the same effect as the steel steps and Rey will be knocked out for the duration of the match.

R-Truth:  Off his momentum from his victory over John Cena a few weeks ago, he will have the briefcase in his hand, but Kofi will Trouble In Paradise the Ladder and knock R-Truth out of the ring.

Kofi Kingston:  With the winner suppose to be Mysterio, but the $$$$ got the best of him and he forgot to grab the briefcase, Kofi was on back up to win the match.  The results were posted on WWE.com before the pay-per-view started.  On the page previewing this match, the following were tagged:  “Money In The Bank, Rey Mysterio, Kofi Kingston”

Winner and Money In The Bank Winner and WWE Champion at the End of the Evening:  Kofi Kingston

 

Kelly Kelly vs. Brie Bella for the Divas Championship

The Bellas will try to pull off some twin magic, but Eve will come out dressed as Kelly Kelly and they will do some twin magic of their own.  The ref will be confused, but he will be too busy hiding his erection down because there are two Kelly Kellies in the ring.

Winner and still Divas Champion:  Kelly Kelly

Big Show vs. Mark Henry for the Massive Man Title

The match will start off slower than expected not only to give time to all the males in the audience’s boner’s to become limpers from the appearance of Twin Kelly Kellies, but because both Show and Henry move at the speed of drunk slugs going up an icy hill.  Throughout the match, at one point, Henry will hit Show and he will hit the ref with his pinky, knocking out the ref and not killing him.  Mark Henry will see this opportunity and go to the back and bring out what caused him to come running out of the back on RAW at a fast enough speed to knock himself and Show off the stage:  a giant sling shot!

He readies it on the ramp and Show is getting out of the ring as he pulls himself back on the sling shot.  He releases, but Show is not to be hit by the same trick twice!  As Mark Henry goes in for the Spear, Big Show pulls off a leap frog and Henry Spears into the ring!!!  The ring moves over 5 feet and almost slams into the announce tables!!!  @JoeyStyles tweets “OH MY GOD!!”

Show lowers a pulley system from the rafters and puts on a construction helmet and hooks up Henry, gets him in the ring, and just as the ref comes around, Show pins Henry for the 1-2-3!!

 Winner:  Massive Man Big Show.

They will play Episode 23 of Long Island Iced Z:  True Long Island Story now.

Randy Orton Vs. Christian for the World Championship

With the stipulations, Christian will capitalize.  His Legal Team will come out with him, and because of this, Orton will not be able to control his anger…because he will be too scared!  Unfortunately for Orton, his Legal Team is composed of Eugene and Gillberg!  @JoeyStiles again tweets “OH MY GOD!” 

Gillberg will grab the mic and grunt for about 20 seconds.  Eugene will grab the mic from him and say “W-w-what Gill-ill-ill-ber-berg is is is is t-t-t-t-trying to to s-s-s-say…” then another arm will grab the mic.  It’s Gangrel in a referee shirt!!  He announces the contract’s finest print says he is the special guest referee and he starts drinking blood as he motions for the bell to ring.

Before Christian can even get a punch in, Eugene jumps into the ring and hits Orton with a Stunner, without releasing he goes into a Rock Bottom, pushes himself off the mat and flies to the top rope, does a Moneyshot, then he goes into a Five Knuckle Shuffle.  When Orton springs right up from this (because that’s ultimately what the Five Knuckle Shuffle does), both Christian and Gillberg charge Orton from opposite sides with Spears.  Unfortunately, Gillberg’s spear is 10x more powerful and he crashes both Orton and Christian into the turnbuckle.

Christian falls on top of Orton and Gangrel counts to 50 because Orton is DONE!

Winner and new World Heavyweight Champion:  Challenger Christian

Smackdown Money In The Bank Ladder Match – Kane, Sin Cara, Daniel Bryan, Wade Barrett, Heath Slater, Cody Rhodes, Shaemus, and Justin Gabriel

Heath Slater:  Why is he even in this?  He could have been replaced with more deserving individuals such as Trent Barreta or Great Khali.

Justin Gabriel:  I would say the same, but he’s much more of an acrobat.

Shaemus:  Shaemus will prevent someone from grabbing the briefcase by climbing on the top rope and executing a flying-across-the-ring Brogue Kick to the top of the ladder.  Unfortunately, he loses his footing  and flies into the top rope to the opposite side of the ring and smashes his shamrocks , putting him out for the match.

Sin Cara:  He will be too busy doing flips and moves that really aren’t effective to be worried about grabbing the briefcase.

Kane:  On his new “Monster” kick, Kane will come out with his mask on!  He will be too worried about getting his monster persona back that he doesn’t worry about grabbing the briefcase.  His own rage will eventually knock himself out after he knocks everyone else out.  There will be 20 minutes of everyone just laying there, but Kane won’t ever get back up.

Wade Barrett:  Barrett at one point will touch the briefcase, but Daniel Bryan will not have this.  Because Daniel Bryan was the best of the Nexus, but was suspended for being too awesome, Bryan quickly climbs up the other side of the ladder and amazingly puts Barrett in a LeBell Lock while balancing on the top of the ladder!!  When Bryan releases, Barrett falls to the matt, motionless.

Daniel Bryan:  After putting out Barrett, Bryan starts to go for the briefcase.  Out of nowhere, brown paper bags start falling from the rafters by the hundreds.  One lands on Bryan’s head right before Cody Rhodes jumps off one ladder onto another, bounces off that one, and performs his swinging kick to the head of Bryan that knocks him off the ladder, reaches up, unhooks the briefcase, tucks it in, and rolls onto the mat!  Again, @JoeyStyles tweets “OH MY GOD!!”

Winner and Money In The Bank Holder:  Cody Rhodes.

John Cena vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship

As I stated in the RAW MITB spoiler, CM Punk will win this match.  As always, Cena will overcome “insurmountable odds” but CM Punk just proves to be too much for him.  Cena will never have had to try so hard to win a match, but then he thinks “If I lose, I get fired.  Then I will be hired on RAW again next week, and there will be a new belt to replace this one, so I can afford to lose this match.”

John Cena gives himself an Attitude Adjustment.  CM Punk gets the pin for the 1-2-3.  Kofi Kingston comes out, and he and Punk start their match, but to be fair, Kofi offers Punk a WWE Ice Cream Bar to revitalize.  CM Punk is too excited, eats it too fast, gets a brain freeze, and if anyone knows anything about anything, an S.O.S. after a brain freeze ends up in failure.

Winner but not Ending Up WWE Champion:  CM Punk

Photo and creative talent credit to WWE

On my day off yesterday, I decided I should get caught up on movies, since I have a few dollars saved up because I am not able to make it to Wrestlemania

Hilarity
Winner:  Battle L.A.
Being that none of these are comedy flicks, this was a little hard to pick.  Being formerly in the military, though, movies involving the military always crack me up because they usually have so much stuff that is way over done.

Best Actor
Winner:  Battle L.A.
I have always been an Aaron Eckhart fan, and I’m probably just being an idiot here, but I thought he did very well in this movie.

Hottest Actress
Winner:  Sucker Punch
Considering Battle L.A. didn’t really have any females (Michelle Rodriquez, but she was so funny playing an Air Force Woman shooting everything there is to shoot) and Insidious has Rose Byrne, but she was crying for half the movie.  Sucker Punch, still though, with Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, and Vanessa Hudgens, would have been tough to beat anyways.

Best Plot
Winner:  Insidious
OK, maybe not for the first 75% of the movie.  I seriously thought I was watching Paranormal Activity 3.  The movie seemed cheaply done, and used a lot of the *BAM* effects to make you jump.  It wasn’t until the end did the movie get pretty good.

Money's Worth
Winner:  Battle L.A.
I don’t know, I just enjoyed this one the most, which really upsets me because I thought for sure Sucker Punch was going to be my favorite for the YEAR!  Battle L.A. just turned out to be a lot more than I thought it was going to be, but if Insidious wasn’t Paranormal Activity 3 for the first 70%, maybe that would have been number 1.

I bet you don't know who I voted for, rofl.

Here are my predictions for Wrestlemania!!!

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Since I started PC gaming years ago, I conformed to the idea that PC gaming is superior in every aspect compared to console gaming.

I regret to inform you that I have been wrong, but only in a few aspects.

I was talking to an aquaintence about why PC is better than console, and he brought up something I never thought about before - with a controller, you are allowed to relax.  The "nerd position" we take as PC gamers if we don't have some fancy pants set up has us slouched over a keyboard and mouse.  "With a controller, you can just kinda lean back and enjoy the game," he stated.  Very true.

I lately found myself playing Resident Evil 5 on my laptop.  Really quite the game, except I was having trouble adjusting to the controls of mouse and keyboard.  I had played Resident Evil 4 on the Gamecube like a bandit, and I think that's where part of the difficult spurred from.

I found myself at Best Buy and was about to give up looking for PC controllers (I was really surprised that NO ONE offered to help me that day...usually so helpful at Best Buy) when I found two.  A Logitech one for $25 and an XBOX - PC controller for $60.  I didn't even want to spend the $25 since I wasn't even sure if it would work, but I grabbed it anyways.  http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&_dynSessConf=3912993248640503040&id=pcat17071&type=page&st=logitech+pc+controller&sc=Global&cp=1&nrp=15&sp=&qp=&list=n&iht=y&usc=All+Categories&ks=960  The 2nd item - F310 Controller

Holy balls.  It was like I just picked up from Resident Evil 4, and that was years ago!  I then realized that I had purchased Street Fighter 4 but never installed it because after I bought it, I was like "I can't play fighting games on a keyboard, wtf" So I installed that and it's just kinda like playing back on the SNES!

Now, the next question is...will I be able to get another controller and have two people be able to play off one laptop?  I will update after I try it, lol.

But still, in flexibility, control, expansion...everything else except maybe sports games, PC's are much better rigs.  I mean, my laptop for instance.  I have over 25 games installed on it, and it can go anywhere, and all the other stuff I can do on it as well.  rusrs?  And, for example, L4D series.  All updates and everything are free on the computer, but you have to pay on Xbox, ROFLMAO

My first ever rolling blog for the events on WWE shows!

I will publish after each commercial break.  Thoughts about what's going on!

Rofl, Wade Barrett just told me to simmer down.  I really wish John Cena would have just conformed, but since money speaks, purple and yellow still flies strong.  This is the sucky part about not catching a PPV, because they play it off like you need to see it.

Can I have your attention please, rofl.  My guess right now that the general manager is, and I hope I'm right, Doink the Clown.  The crowd is stupid.  The kids and girls cheered when Cena is to face Orton?  Idiots.

Wendy's and Gabrielle are going to win.  Otonga is about to propose to Slater.  John Cena is hoping he does.  Otonga gets too excited and falls to his back and Slater mounts him for about 2 seconds and he becomes 1/2 of the tag team champion!

Commercial Break!

Everytime I see Dolph Ziggler, I wish so hard the Spirit Squad would come back!  I so wish I would have seen this match last night now.  Punk is doing awesome on commentary, and we saw the Surfboard, omg!!!

This is a great match!!  You don't see a match like this awesome on any of the weekly shows!  What was that reverse powerslam that Ziggler just did?  The Zig Zag Slam??  Very good match though.  SADly, kind of PPV quality as of late!

Commercial - during commercial, a moderator for justin.tv said I was a genius!!!  I said Slater will save Nexus by recruiting C.M. Punk, Goldust, and Val Venis

Laycool is hilarious.  Rofl, Cole says "They love to talk" no guy would ever say that, LOL.

Alright, I'm finished with this.  I'm having too much fun on justin.tv.  LOL, sorry

justin.tv, sign up on there, and find the Migueltaker1 Channel.  Watch RAW live there and read the hilarious chat, so funny!!!



OK, I got new info.  Val Venis is now the General Manager.  How cool would that be?!?!  Santino is not an embarressment to himself.  Santino is a hero.  He plays the character I would play.  Shameus is going to "injure" Santino tonight.  Cena had balls for like 5 seconds.