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LOOOOOOOOOOOL TSA! TSA! TSA!!

2011-10-24T07:46:34Z

OK, so I found out TSA started a plan to do random searches on cars last week in Tennessee, and apparently, they've had their VIPR plan active for a while now. But, when I first found out about the searches on cars, here was my facebook status (it made me laugh so hard):

ROFLROFLROFLROFL TSA!! TSA!!! TSA!! TSA's now patrolling our trains, boats, roads, etc., under the VIPR plan! ROFL VIPR!! Those idiotic nerds!!!!!! Now they have set up a plan to do RANDOM CAR SEARCHES IN TENNESSEE!!! ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!??????!!!! WE NEED TO DO RANDOM SEARCHES ON CARS NOW?!?!??!!!!!!!!!! LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!! And I know so many of you say the government is the best thing in the world. LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! Can you imagine?!?

*Pulls over because a fat guy with coke bottoms in a blue shirt with a "badge" on waves him over* "What's the problem?"

"Uhhh...we ned 2 searzh ur car."

"Why?"

"B-cuz I'm pizt dat wen I wuz en da AV cloob, da chezz teem made fon of my buttcheekza!!! "

ROFLROFL WUT!!!! OMG, when I drive down to Vegas later this year, I SO HOPE I RUN IN TO A VIPR!!! OMG VIPRS ARE SCARY!! Or wait, I'm thinking of VIPERS!!!

LMAOMG!!! Are they going to make you get out of your car and walk through the full body scanner!! LOL PORTABLE AIT SCANNERS!!! I LOVE IT!!! When I saw the job listings a couple weeks ago for my area, the airport was hiring a TSA employee. I really should GO THERE NOW AND SEE IF IT IS STILL AVAILABLE!!

LOLLOL!!! Instead of "Careers" or "Work here" or something like that for a job link, they have "JOIN US" ROFLORLFORLFOL AND LOL!! THE FIND A TSA JOB LINK IS BROKE!!!!!!! ROOOOOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLLSOUP!! AND DRAT, THE POSITION IS FILLED!!!

You should see my face right now. It is so like

Herman Cain's Hype Man

2011-10-13T16:55:25Z

Who is Herman Cain's hype man? Well, it's himself, obviously. If you've listened to him speak lately, you know he pushes 9-9-9 into EVERYTHING! Here are some hypothetical questions and answers I posted on a friend's comment the other day, figured I'd share with the world.

"Mr. Cain, what do you think of Pizza Hut?"
"Well, it's good pizza, but they don't have anything like a 9-9-9 plan."

"Mr. Cain, Abraham Lincoln believed in the segregation of blacks and whites. What are your thoughts on that?"
"Unfortunately for Mr. Lincoln, he had to deal with a lot. All of his problems would have been solved with the 9-9-9 plan."

"Mr. Cain, when Magellan wanted to find more land across the sea, what do you think his greatest fears were?"
"I believe that if his biggest fear was approaching the royal families and asking them for money. If they had the 9-9-9 plan, they would have had so much money in their treasuries to give him because the 9-9-9 plan in Phase 2 automatically presumes that Phase 1 is going to be a huge success and if you go on my website, I have no back up plan, historical data, or time table on how long Phase 1 will be an incredulous success; that is how much I believe in the 9-9-9 plan. It is unfortunate we don't have the 9-9-9 plan right now or else we would have the money to bake a time machine at the Godfather's Pizza I have in my house to tell the Monarchies of the Middle Ages about the 9-9-9 plan."

"Mr. Cain, when the Roman Empire marched all across Europe and Southwest Asia, how do you feel the Roman Foot soldiers felt about their sometimes poor equipment?"
"Oh, I'm sure they hated it. Our troops we have now will not have to worry. I will have so much money from the IX-IX-IX plan that all of our troops will have unlimited Godfather's Pizza - we will have a new 9-9-9 Pizza plan by then which will consist of 9 pizzas with 9 toppings for $9 because we'll have so much revenue from the 9-9-9 plan I'll be able to subsidize everything everywhere for the new 9-9-9 Godfather's Pizza plan, thus ending world hunger - and with all that money from the 9-9-9 plan, we'll be able to buy all of our troops Featherweight-Titanium Full Body Armor and Machine Shotguns with 500 round drums of explosive AND flash bang 12 ga. shells."

"Mr. Cain, why did it take so long for man to invent the wheel?"
"Well, not everyone can be perfect. See, the wheel is just composed of an 'o'. No one had put that extra curved leg at the end of it yet, so the actual concept of my 9-9-9 plan wasn't even feasibly conceivable at the time. That was probably the hardest time in Human history, when the 9-9-9 plan wasn't even a poof of even the highest imagination available."

"Mr. Cain, why did God create the universe?"
"9-9-9 plan."

Video Games for Sale

2011-10-11T19:05:54Z

***UPDATE***

I've been pretty busy since Friday (Oct 28th) and haven't had time to update everything here. I've received a handful of emails and I'm trying to address them, but after I get off work tonight (tomorrow morning, actually), I will go ahead and update all this and respond to your emails if I haven't yet. I apologize for the slow responses!

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Need some old arcade video games? We've got some we're getting rid of! Before getting too excited about buying, please keep in mind we are in the Middle of Nowhere, South Dakota.

These games have been sitting in storage for a couple years now. We went through in July of this year, scrapped the ones that were not recoverable, and are now selling the rest of them. We tested all the ones we have in storage now and they worked for the most part with minor infractions (sound messed up, a button or two not working, etc). We thought we had a couple buyers recently, but they backed out. I went through today to take pictures of all of them and retest to make sure everything was in working order, but the power was not working at the shed. If you have interest in a game, we'll go out and test them to make sure they're working.

The cabinets are not near perfect, except for Virtua Fighter 2 for some reason is almost in like-new condition. They have been rotated all around South Dakota and Nebraska for up to the last 20 years.

The Super Off-Road has two sets of wheels and pedals for it - the other cabinet wasn't working. All work, but a couple of the wheels don't spin as freely.

The Jukeboxes were taken to Denver in August and all repaired there. We have loads of old records available for purchase as well.

Games will be sold as is. No refunds or exchanges! Before handing off, we will test them one more time to ensure they are working as well.

We do have a couple pool tables available.

Below is a list of the games we have available. You can see pictures of the games here - http://photos.sadplayer.com/GalleryThumbnails.aspx?gallery=1197252&mid=27370566&mt=Photo

Pictures of the marquees - http://photos.sadplayer.com/GalleryThumbnails.aspx?gallery=1201740

****Updates**** - 11/1/2011

Adding a few games to the list: Out Run, Area 51, Ms. Pac Man table top

We've sold a few games and a pinball machine. If you're interested, let me know though, I'll see what my dad will have to say if he starts to see some figures. ~~Elvira~~, Street Fighter, Blackout, and Countdown.

Marvel Super Heroes works, but the cabinet is falling apart a bit.

One of the Neo Geo's has no sound and a light white discoloration (this will be checked on Thursday), another one's 1st game slot is a little messed up. When you put any game in there, it plays alright, but it has white vertical bars through all the sprites/characters. One of the miniature Neo Geo's has a bad power supply.

Mario Bros. has no sound.

After October, prices will start to go up on the machines for storage.

VIDEO GAMES - http://photos.sadplayer.com/GalleryThumbnails.aspx?gallery=1197252&mid=27370566&mt=Photo

1943

Alien Vs. Predator

Candy Crane

Captain America and the Avengers

~~Captain Commando~~

Dr. Mario

~~Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of Doom~~

Galaga

Hang-On

Hyper Sports

Jukeboxes

Mace: The Dark Age

Mario Bros

Marvel Super Heroes

Moon Patrol

Ms. Pac Man (~~Ms. Pac Man~~ in poor condition sold)

Neo Geo (Single, Dual, Quad, and Miniature Dual) (one quad ~~Neo Geo~~ sold)

Ninja the Gaiden

~~Players' Choice 10~~

Popeye

Primal Rage

Racer

Return of the Jedi

Shinobi

Silk Worm

Street Fighter II: Championship Edition

Street Fighter: The Movie

Super Mario Bros

Super Off-Road

Super Punch Out

Surf Planet

Terra Cresta

~~The Simpsons~~

Track & Field

Virtua Fighter 2

World Series Baseball

WWF Superstars

X-Men: Children of the Atom

MARQUEES - http://photos.sadplayer.com/GalleryThumbnails.aspx?gallery=1201740

Alien Vs. Predator

Altered Beast

Choplifter

Darkstalkers

Frogger

Galaga

Gunsmoke

Last Duel

Mr. Do

Neo Geo Single

P.O.W. Prisoners of War

Pole Position

Robocop

Shinobi

Spy Hunter

Street Fighter II

Super Buster Bros

Super Punch Out

Vidicators

NEO GEO GAMES (Untested, will update with more and working condition soon)

Ninja Commando

Nam 1975

8-Man

~~World Heroes 2~~

Fatal Fury

Samurai Showdown

Samurai Showdown III

Super Baseball 2020

~~Viewpoint~~

Please email thetruesad@yahoo.com or leave a comment for further inquiries.

OH YEA!! TAYLOR SWIFT WANTZ ME ON HER MUZIK VIDEO!!

2011-09-15T09:50:38Z

follow grace helbig!!! she'z gonna be tha next big thinG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! linkz @ end of video. must watch, or ur a n00b/

Lucky Knoxville and Lexington!

2011-09-12T23:24:16Z

If you're from Knoxville, TN or Lexington, KY, you just got a low cost carrier to Las Vegas!

http://www.vegasinc.com/news/2011/sep/12/new-airline-schedule-changes-mean-good-news-las-ve/

Hooray! More college kids = more drunken crazies = best pictures!

Veggity Las Vegas, Here I Come!

2011-09-05T02:38:46Z

Tomorrow, I start heading out to Las Vegas. I'll be busy for the first couple days, but then if you're following my Twitter, I'm sure you'll start seeing too many drunken Tweets and pics, hahahaha

Fright Night Vs. 30 Minutes or Less

2011-09-01T04:52:09Z

It's been some time since I've done a real double feature. This was going to be my last chance to see either of these movies in a theater, so I walked at the chance!

Hilarity

Winner: 30 Minutes or Less.
There wasn't really a contest here. Comedy vs. Thriller. Although I think any movie with Nick Swardson is going to win anyways. I find that guy hilarious! I can't wait for Born to Be a Star!!!

Best Actor

Winner: 30 Minutes or Less.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm picking Jesse Eisenberg on this one. He was all over the place!

Hottest Actress

Winner: Fright Night
I really hate actresses when they fool me with their accents. Imogen Poots lookies make up for it though. Crazy thing was that I thought she looked familiar, and when I read that she was the girl from 28 Weeks Later, I almost slapped myself in the face. I will admit I was all O_O!! on Bianca Kajlich's opening scene though!!

Better Plot

Winner: Fright Night
I wasn't happy with how the movie showed us who the vampire was. If this movie was just a half hour longer, I feel it would have been a LOT better. After the movie though, I started thinking about how they did it and was quite satisfied.

Money's Worth

Winner: 30 Minutes or Less.
Horror movies need boobs. It's ok for me to see dismemberment that shoots blood all over, but a nipple is just too horrific? Don't judge me, I'm single.

Ratings

Fright Night: 58 out of 69

30 Minutes or Less: 62 out of 69

Matt Hardy "GOODBYE" Suicide Video

2011-08-31T09:18:01Z

OK, so Matt Hardy opened the flood gates when he posted his "suicide video" on the evening of August 30th, 2011. He was wrong on either side of the see saw: If he did it as a joke, suicide is absolutely not worth joking about...I've been on the down side of life before pretty bad, but never did I once think about straight up suicide. All problems are manageable if we decide for them to be. If he did it and was actually going to do it, he is wrong because that is something one doesn't do. You wouldn't be killing yourself because you wanted to kill yourself. You are killing yourself and hoping to draw as much attention to yourself as possible.

It looks as though he is alright, and literally no one should be a fan of his. I hope that whatever problems he/his family are having get worked through and I wish them a great recovery, but I don't think I can ever support Matt as a professional wrestler ever again. Saying you're going to kill yourself and playing with your fans's and friends's emotions like that is extremely immature.

Also, why were people surprised that people were trolling from the start? I mean, if it were right off the bat real, sure, but people were leaving comments telling people they shouldn't be trolling. Trolls are gonna troll, no matter the situation. The internet gives everyone the biggest balls in the world. One can say anything anonymously and get away with it, so of course they're going to.

Now that my lining out is out of the way, here are some of the comments the trolls made on that video (My brother was drunk and playing Maple Story and he really didn't want to quit, so I was sending him some of the ones that caught my attention) If you're weak at heart, you may not want to read the rest:

"He didn't die but his career just did...R.I.P Matt hardy..1994-2011"

"Matt your overselling with this one."

"HE'S FAT! - Scott Steiner"

"Benoit's original finisher was the cross-face chicken wing, but Matt kept stealing the chicken wing."

"Matt Hardy will not DIET!!!!!"

"Just give him some big macs + large fries + coke and he'll be fine"

"eat my anus matt hardy you sexy faggot"

"Matt wants to die because he went to burger king ordered a whopper and got a big mac"

"31/08/2011 - Matt Hardy dies. 01/09/2011 - McDonalds announces bankruptcy."

"Matt you really are one huge tool. Maybe, since you're such a tool, you new in ring name could be Black and Decker."

"NEWS FLASH~~~~While police were checking on Matt Hardy, McDonalds and Burger King were robbed! Police chasing vehcile, there is a guy hanging out the passenger window with his arms extended to the sides and his tongue sticking out and painted the colors of the rainbow!!! Matt Hardy, you dog!! If you wanted some Hershey Pies, just let us know!!"

"'I TOOK YOUR WOMAN!' -Edge"

"Come on people lets flood the comments box to over 9000 comments! and i don't give a damn if that meme is fucking old and unrelated to this video cause i can't take this vid or you people seriously anymore WOOOO! *keeps fist pumping*"

"Matt Hardy, I'ma let you finish but Chris Benoit had one of the best suicides of all time. OF ALL TIME"

"Matt is saying Brian Atene's "I ain't gonna walk again.........not e'en ON CRUTCHES!!! You wanna know something? YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?!?.......i scarrred!"

"Let's be honest, Matt, this is the best promo you've done in years.."

"MATT HARDY DEAD AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY"

"hey every one flag ttiis video i did lol matt is fat"

"C'mon Matt, it's not so bad. The beefy crunch burrito will come back some day"

"@ImChrisBenoit IM FLAGGING FOR COPYRIGHT"

"One Final Comment before i go. MATT HARDY YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE a Fat Fuck."

"Zack Ryder Baby WOOOO WOOOO WOOOO you know it BRO!!!"

"they should make a tribute to matt in raw or smackdown and impact wrestling"

"AUGUST 31 2011: GOODBYE SEPTEMBER 1ST 2011: HELLO :S"

"910-947-2931 Call it and ask about Matt Hardy They LOVEIT"

"THIS JUST IN: World Vision announced just moments ago that the cost of feeding starving African children has dropped from a cup of coffee a day to 40 cents a year since the passing of former beloved wwe star/ drama llama Matt Hardy. More on this story as it develops."

"This was a "HELP ME!" sign to McDonald's so they'd bring back the McRib permanently, isn't it? You fuckin' rat emo cock. You don't have the stones to do it. And you don't have the stones to come to geforums.com and fight a real man named Washy. Fuckin' coward. Go eat a salad."

"You can officially join Charlie sheen on the winning list"

"Matt Hardy fuck you! My little brother is crying because of this!" (most likes I saw - 26)

"I FIND THIS VID HARD TO MASTERBATE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"DESCRIPTION SHOULD SAY : Credit to chris benoit"

"funny thing is the 210+ want him to live, the dislikes want him to go through with it lol"

"twist of weight"

"Blood is thicker than water, or in Matt's case, butter"

"Thumbs up if you want me to choke Matt Hardy with a pillow. -ImChrisBenoit"

"Ok look, matt hardy botched his suicide"

"I think Zack Ryder just lost his Internet Championship to Matt Hardy, but since Matt has declared Suicide, it goes right back to Ryder. WWWYKI!!!"

"Booker T's reaction to this video: WUT DA HALE?! HE'S IN MA FAVE FIVE! SOMEBODY BETTA CALL DA POL-ICE"

And my two Top Comments (Yeah, I took screen caps. So what, I'm a loser, I don't give a fudge!):

If you didn't get a chance to see the "GOODBYE" video, ImChrisBenoit (which spurred the creation of many other "Im" accounts - ImKevinSullivan and ImDanielBryan were the two I saw) put the video up and had Chris Benoit's titantron at the end. As of 4:07 Central Standard Time on August 31st, 2011, it is still up. I wonder how long that will last!

Ultimately, in the end, I think we all will just learn to #BlameItOnTheShane!

Arcade Fight Stick Scam

2011-08-30T18:31:57Z

Would y'all please quit buying those Arcade Fight Sticks? They are charging an insane amount for them, and they will continue to do so until we stop buying them at outrageous prices!

It doesn't matter what anyone says - control on a fighting game is much greater with one of those fight sticks than a standard controller. Although I believe a fight stick should be standard, there probably just isn't the interest out there to make it happen, which is how it should be.

But, at the same time, $130 for a good fight stick is completely irrational. A few buttons, a controller, some wire, and a casing = $130?? No.

Hopefully Amazon will throw one in a daily deal soon so I can buy it at a decent price - $30!

FAFSA Fears Windows 7

2011-08-29T21:11:24Z

For those of you interested in applying for Free Application for Federal Student Aid, also known as FASFA, and are on Windows 7 but having trouble finding a compatible browser, no worries, you aren't the only one!

http://www.fafsa.ed.gov/

I tried Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, Safari, and Opera to no avail. Opera actually went into the site, but it wouldn't let me enter the correct number of digits when numbers were asked for. I then clicked on their links in their help section, but all that did was take me to the most recent version of each browser. Internet Explorer had some older versions available, but those versions wouldn't even open in Windows 7 (even though the Browser Help page on FAFSA said they would work).

I sent an email, and in the response they pretty much just sent me the Browser Help page after I explained to them nothing in that page work. At the end of the email, it said to call FAFSA if I had any other questions.

Hooray for federal employees!

I called. After I explained my situation, the lady told me "You can't get on the website if you already tried on your computer. Do you have another computer or a public library you can go to?"

As dumb as it sounded that I couldn't use the same computer to get on the site if I already tried and it denied me, I went to fetch my other computer. She asked if I was still there, and I told her I was getting on my other computer. Her response, "Well, give us a call back when you get on another computer and then you can press ALT + H and we'll be able to tell you if that version of the browser is compatible or not."

I told her thanks and bye.

For all of you who love the federal government, this kind of "customer service" is what I and many I know have encountered with them. If I wasn't expecting this kind of treatment (which is why the call was my last option), I would have probably blown up on the phone. There's all kinds of wrong with hiring this woman to be a part of their "Customer Service" team. She should have at least known how to clear cookies or find links to ancient versions of browsers that are compatible with their ancient website instead of "ALT + H" (which doesn't even work with Chrome) or going to the public libaray (because I'd rather be putting out my Social Security Number in public than in my own home).

Those on Windows 7, here's a couple ways I got FAFSA to work on my website:

1. Go to Start - All Programs - Internet Explorer (not the 64-bit, there should be 2 Internet Explorer options. If there is one without a label, that should be the 32-bit version. It said the browser was incompatible in a littlbe blue box, but I filled out and submitted everything just fine.

2. Visit www.filehippo.com. They generally have all old versions available for download. here is the link for Firefox 3.6.20 - http://filehippo.com/download_firefox/10406/ I was able to get on the site without a hitch.

I hope this was able to save anyone from the headache that is FAFSA and the Federal Government!!