ROFLROFLROFLROFL TSA!! TSA!!!  TSA!! TSA's now patrolling our trains, boats, roads, etc., under the VIPR plan!  ROFL VIPR!!  Those idiotic nerds!!!!!!  Now they have set up a plan to do RANDOM CAR SEARCHES IN TENNESSEE!!! ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!  OOOOOOOOOOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  REALLY!!!!??????!!!!  WE NEED TO DO RANDOM SEARCHES ON CARS NOW?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!  LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!  And I know so many of you say the government is the best thing in the world.  LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!  Can you imagine?!?  

*Pulls over because a fat guy with coke bottoms in a blue shirt with a "badge" on waves him over*  "What's the problem?"  

"Uhhh...we ned 2 searzh ur car."  

"Why?"  

"B-cuz I'm pizt dat wen I wuz en da AV cloob, da chezz teem made fon of my buttcheekza!!!  "  

ROFLROFL WUT!!!!  OMG, when I drive down to Vegas later this year, I SO HOPE I RUN IN TO A VIPR!!!  OMG VIPRS ARE SCARY!!  Or wait, I'm thinking of VIPERS!!!

LMAOMG!!!  Are they going to make you get out of your car and walk through the full body scanner!!  LOL PORTABLE AIT SCANNERS!!!  I LOVE IT!!!  When I saw the job listings a couple weeks ago for my area, the airport was hiring a TSA employee.  I really should GO THERE NOW AND SEE IF IT IS STILL AVAILABLE!!  

LOLLOL!!!  Instead of "Careers" or "Work here" or something like that for a job link, they have "JOIN US" ROFLORLFORLFOL  AND LOL!!  THE FIND A TSA JOB LINK IS BROKE!!!!!!! ROOOOOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLLSOUP!!  AND DRAT, THE POSITION IS FILLED!!!

You should see my face right now.  It is so like