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Matt Hardy "GOODBYE" Suicide Video

OK, so Matt Hardy opened the flood gates when he posted his "suicide video" on the evening of August 30th, 2011. He was wrong on either side of the see saw: If he did it as a joke, suicide is absolutely not worth joking about...I've been on the down side of life before pretty bad, but never did I once think about straight up suicide. All problems are manageable if we decide for them to be. If he did it and was actually going to do it, he is wrong because that is something one doesn't do. You wouldn't be killing yourself because you wanted to kill yourself. You are killing yourself and hoping to draw as much attention to yourself as possible.

It looks as though he is alright, and literally no one should be a fan of his. I hope that whatever problems he/his family are having get worked through and I wish them a great recovery, but I don't think I can ever support Matt as a professional wrestler ever again. Saying you're going to kill yourself and playing with your fans's and friends's emotions like that is extremely immature.

Also, why were people surprised that people were trolling from the start? I mean, if it were right off the bat real, sure, but people were leaving comments telling people they shouldn't be trolling. Trolls are gonna troll, no matter the situation. The internet gives everyone the biggest balls in the world. One can say anything anonymously and get away with it, so of course they're going to.

Now that my lining out is out of the way, here are some of the comments the trolls made on that video (My brother was drunk and playing Maple Story and he really didn't want to quit, so I was sending him some of the ones that caught my attention) If you're weak at heart, you may not want to read the rest:

"He didn't die but his career just did...R.I.P Matt hardy..1994-2011"

"Matt your overselling with this one."

"HE'S FAT! - Scott Steiner"

"Benoit's original finisher was the cross-face chicken wing, but Matt kept stealing the chicken wing."

"Matt Hardy will not DIET!!!!!"

"Just give him some big macs + large fries + coke and he'll be fine"

"eat my anus matt hardy you sexy faggot"

"Matt wants to die because he went to burger king ordered a whopper and got a big mac"

"31/08/2011 - Matt Hardy dies. 01/09/2011 - McDonalds announces bankruptcy."

"Matt you really are one huge tool. Maybe, since you're such a tool, you new in ring name could be Black and Decker."

"NEWS FLASH~~~~While police were checking on Matt Hardy, McDonalds and Burger King were robbed! Police chasing vehcile, there is a guy hanging out the passenger window with his arms extended to the sides and his tongue sticking out and painted the colors of the rainbow!!! Matt Hardy, you dog!! If you wanted some Hershey Pies, just let us know!!"

"'I TOOK YOUR WOMAN!' -Edge"

"Come on people lets flood the comments box to over 9000 comments! and i don't give a damn if that meme is fucking old and unrelated to this video cause i can't take this vid or you people seriously anymore WOOOO! *keeps fist pumping*"

"Matt Hardy, I'ma let you finish but Chris Benoit had one of the best suicides of all time. OF ALL TIME"

"Matt is saying Brian Atene's "I ain't gonna walk again.........not e'en ON CRUTCHES!!! You wanna know something? YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?!?.......i scarrred!"

"Let's be honest, Matt, this is the best promo you've done in years.."

"MATT HARDY DEAD AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY"

"hey every one flag ttiis video i did lol matt is fat"

"C'mon Matt, it's not so bad. The beefy crunch burrito will come back some day"

"@ImChrisBenoit IM FLAGGING FOR COPYRIGHT"

"One Final Comment before i go. MATT HARDY YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE a Fat Fuck."

"Zack Ryder Baby WOOOO WOOOO WOOOO you know it BRO!!!"

"they should make a tribute to matt in raw or smackdown and impact wrestling"

"AUGUST 31 2011: GOODBYE SEPTEMBER 1ST 2011: HELLO :S"

"910-947-2931 Call it and ask about Matt Hardy They LOVEIT"

"THIS JUST IN: World Vision announced just moments ago that the cost of feeding starving African children has dropped from a cup of coffee a day to 40 cents a year since the passing of former beloved wwe star/ drama llama Matt Hardy. More on this story as it develops."

"This was a "HELP ME!" sign to McDonald's so they'd bring back the McRib permanently, isn't it? You fuckin' rat emo cock. You don't have the stones to do it. And you don't have the stones to come to geforums.com and fight a real man named Washy. Fuckin' coward. Go eat a salad."

"You can officially join Charlie sheen on the winning list"

"Matt Hardy fuck you! My little brother is crying because of this!" (most likes I saw - 26)

"I FIND THIS VID HARD TO MASTERBATE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"DESCRIPTION SHOULD SAY : Credit to chris benoit"

"funny thing is the 210+ want him to live, the dislikes want him to go through with it lol"

"twist of weight"

"Blood is thicker than water, or in Matt's case, butter"

"Thumbs up if you want me to choke Matt Hardy with a pillow. -ImChrisBenoit"

"Ok look, matt hardy botched his suicide"

"I think Zack Ryder just lost his Internet Championship to Matt Hardy, but since Matt has declared Suicide, it goes right back to Ryder. WWWYKI!!!"

"Booker T's reaction to this video: WUT DA HALE?! HE'S IN MA FAVE FIVE! SOMEBODY BETTA CALL DA POL-ICE"

And my two Top Comments (Yeah, I took screen caps. So what, I'm a loser, I don't give a fudge!):

If you didn't get a chance to see the "GOODBYE" video, ImChrisBenoit (which spurred the creation of many other "Im" accounts - ImKevinSullivan and ImDanielBryan were the two I saw) put the video up and had Chris Benoit's titantron at the end. As of 4:07 Central Standard Time on August 31st, 2011, it is still up. I wonder how long that will last!