WWE Summerslam Predictions!
Hades Mother Flippin' Yes! Another Pay Per View I'm not going to get to see, but that doesn't mean i don't have a say in who is in it to win it! This is how the matches will go down:
Sheamus Vs. Mark Henry
This will be the most brutal match of the night by far, but will end with Mark Henry winning and injuring Sheamus.
Daniel Bryan Vs. Wade Barrett
There won't even be a match here. Wade Barrett will come to his senses and realize that the true heart of the NXT revolution was Bryan, and forfeit. Bryan wins.
Rey Mysterio Vs. The Miz
Rey Mysterio will hit the 619 and then attempt to do his "35 Pound Falling Splash" which will not connect because the Miz will think to himself "I'm not losing to a 35 Pound Falling Splash because that's pure stupidity" and the miz will hit 50 Skull Crushing Finales. This renders Rey injured, and the Miz will take his spot for the match on Monday Night RAW!
R-Truth Vs. John Morrison
With John Morrison on a giant losing streak since his return and the loss of Melina to RAW, Morrison will spiral downward into a depression that will shock his fans...and even R-Truth. After R-Truth wins, he will share his conspiracy philiosophies with Morrison, and he will be set free by the Truth. This will be the beginning of the dominant stable in the WWE today.
Christian Vs. Randy Orton
Christian said he had some sort of surprise for Orton on Zackdown. The surprise is going to be Gillberg, and Gillberg is going to Spear the ring so hard, it will knock Randy unconcious. 1-2-3 for Christian to retain the Championship!
Kelly Kelly Vs. Beth Phoenix
Beth Phoenix will either win this in 60 seconds or 10 minutes, depending on if the WWE is going to ctually have the Divas start performing. After Beth's win when Natalie interferes, Gillberg will come out and sexy dance with the Divas of Doom.
CM Punk Vs. John Cena
John Cena will start crying when, for the first time, he will see more CM Punk shirts than Cena shirts. CM Punk will GTS Cena from the top rope, get the pin, and Gillberg will Spear HHH and become the European Champion!
Sheamus Vs. Mark Henry
This will be the most brutal match of the night by far, but will end with Mark Henry winning and injuring Sheamus.
Daniel Bryan Vs. Wade Barrett
There won't even be a match here. Wade Barrett will come to his senses and realize that the true heart of the NXT revolution was Bryan, and forfeit. Bryan wins.
Rey Mysterio Vs. The Miz
Rey Mysterio will hit the 619 and then attempt to do his "35 Pound Falling Splash" which will not connect because the Miz will think to himself "I'm not losing to a 35 Pound Falling Splash because that's pure stupidity" and the miz will hit 50 Skull Crushing Finales. This renders Rey injured, and the Miz will take his spot for the match on Monday Night RAW!
R-Truth Vs. John Morrison
With John Morrison on a giant losing streak since his return and the loss of Melina to RAW, Morrison will spiral downward into a depression that will shock his fans...and even R-Truth. After R-Truth wins, he will share his conspiracy philiosophies with Morrison, and he will be set free by the Truth. This will be the beginning of the dominant stable in the WWE today.
Christian Vs. Randy Orton
Christian said he had some sort of surprise for Orton on Zackdown. The surprise is going to be Gillberg, and Gillberg is going to Spear the ring so hard, it will knock Randy unconcious. 1-2-3 for Christian to retain the Championship!
Kelly Kelly Vs. Beth Phoenix
Beth Phoenix will either win this in 60 seconds or 10 minutes, depending on if the WWE is going to ctually have the Divas start performing. After Beth's win when Natalie interferes, Gillberg will come out and sexy dance with the Divas of Doom.
CM Punk Vs. John Cena
John Cena will start crying when, for the first time, he will see more CM Punk shirts than Cena shirts. CM Punk will GTS Cena from the top rope, get the pin, and Gillberg will Spear HHH and become the European Champion!
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