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KFC Double Down Erotica

The other day, Mr. Cookie left a link on my Facebook page (http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2010/09/kfc-to-double-down-on-college-girls-butts.html) Essentially, KFC is paying college girls to walk around campuses and hand out free Double Downs to people. I thought this was probably the greatest story I had ever read, and it inspired me to write a kinda-romantic short story. Enjoy!!

Imagine me kinda looking like this, but with the B-Loaf-X For President 2020 shirt on, haha

The Double Down Lady

As moisture converged into a bead of sweat below his forehead, young and behemoth-like Sean Corcoran was jamming out to Manowar's "Die for Metal" while walking around another college campus filled with women moisturing over his manly taco meat creeping over the edge of his black "B-Loaf-X for President 2020" t-shirt. It was yet another day of looking for his next adventure, but unknownst to him, the adventure found him.

"Excuse me, Man of Extreme Aptitude," the voice prominently proclaimed, "but would you be interested in trying one of Kentucky Fried Chicken's Double Down sandwiches?"

Sean did not hear this, as his muscles were tightened by the waves flowing through his ears of Power Metal that Manowar mastered over the decades. A shadow peered into his view, and since the average person is afraid to come within 5 feet of the "SAF" (Super Awesome Fantastic), he froze immediately to see who had the guts to stop him. As the sweat below his forehead whipped into the air and glistened in the sunlight, his eyes met one of the most beautiful beings he had ever seen in his life.

Before him stood a woman of Amazonic proportions. She was standing with her backside facing him. His eyes first caught her red and white Nike sneakers, but quickly they slid up her red sweat pants and froze once they reached the beltline. The words "KFC Double Down" imprinted on the bulge her succulent buttocks caused his heart to miss two beats, but he non-chalantly cruised his eyes upward passing her left hand resting on her hip. The sunlight reflecting off the building behind her gave her an angelic glow. Twisting in the middle and her head turned so his eyes met her big, emerald green eyes, she blow him a little kiss with a puff of her lips. The kiss she blew whipped up a wind storm, blowing her hair into the air. His pants tightened.

Before he could say anything, her tounge pierced through the center of her ravishing, red lips and slowly circled around them, leaving a slight glow of saliva as it lapped around. Her right arm brought up an artery clogging, grease dripping sandwich any man who wasn't a vegetarian because a woman made him do it would climb the highest mountain upside down in the wintertime just to have a bite of...the KFC Double Down! Sean's heart quickly went from slow beating into rapid fire as the celestial lady standing before him inched her mouth over to the Double Down. Her tongue smacked the bottom piece of fried chicken and ran up the top of the sandwich and then inserted between the two slabs of chicken, squeezing out a slice of bacon as melted cheese dripped off the tip of the bacon. Her mouth slowly converged over the sandwich as Sean's pants got tighter and started throbbing.

Frantically, Sean finally starts hitting the "End" button on his enV Touch to intake the wonderous sounds this Jewel of Fried Chicken could be making. He cringed as she bit down into a quarter of the sandwich, but was immediately soothed with her light moans as she reached an apex of taste bud pleasure. He couldn't see it, but her nipples were hardening, and that is just worth mentioning just because it is hot.

His body took motion before he could say anything. He right knee buckled, causing him to slam to the ground on a knee. Sean's face scrunched up as he removed his SADplayer ring from his left ring finger. He couldn't say or do anything he was thinking...his soul had taken over his body. He resisted, but the Soul of the SADplayer wrapped around his tense body. While attempting to resist, he extended his arms out, holding the SADplayer ring so she could slide her finger right into it.

Will the radiant amazon accept his proposal? Will Sean get control over his body before he makes the biggest mistake of his life? When will his pants dry up? Find out by tuning into Cookie Live on a later date!!