I did a double feature the other day.  I started it with Salt and followed up with Dinner for Schmucks.

Hilarity
Winner:  Dinner for Schmucks
If the action movie beat out the comedy for the Hilarity title, there's some major problems.

Best Actor
Winner:  Dinner for Schmucks
Steve Carrell from his first appearence in the movie totally had me believed he was his character.  Almost as good as Mr. Ledger as the Joker.  Almost.

Hottest Actress
Winner:  Salt
Is Angelina Jolie from the former tabloid novel Brangelina going to ever be removed from my Top 5?

Better Plot
Winner:  Salt
It was deep.  It was intense.  It was ever so surprising.  There was only one scene I wouldn't have put in there to make it more dramatic because it kind of gave it away

Money's Worth
Winner:  Salt
By the end of Salt, I felt more satisfied than I did with Dinner with Schmucks for my $8.