This morning, I had some lengthy conversations with some people on Steam.  Steam, by the way, has some AMAZING deals going on right now.  If you have gamer friends, I suggest getting steam and getting them on Steam if they're not, and just buying them games when they're on sale when you're suppose to buy people gifts.  They will love you!  http://store.steampowered.com

The alcohol I said I drank was kind of a lie...the pitchers were split with some others, haha, and the Irish Car Bomb was a joke because I only got half of it in my mouth because they "shot glass" was way oversized

I'm stoked though because I woke up four hours later and I'm sober as a button in an AA meeting!!

 

With P &Bj<3

Saturday, April 24, 2010

2:14 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah'

2:14 AM - B-Loaf-X: u need ivideo gamze

2:14 AM - B-Loaf-X: im drunk so i buy video gamz

2:15 AM - P & Bj<3: huh?

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: thatz y i have ltoz of friends

2:15 AM - P & Bj<3: rofl

2:15 AM - P & Bj<3: I'm not friends with people so I can mooch video games of them them

2:15 AM - P & Bj<3: sorry I won't take advantage of your drunk ass

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: but ur coolz zo itz okiez

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: noooo

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: itz ur tax muinee

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: i buy u ggamez

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: it'z okiez

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: nly on zale tho

2:16 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg u want beat hazard?!?!?

2:16 AM - B-Loaf-X: mog 9.99

2:16 AM - B-Loaf-X: 'nd itz awzum

2:16 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg azteroidz o n pcp

2:17 AM - P & Bj<3: lol

2:18 AM - B-Loaf-X: i9 buy 4 u now!!!!!

2:18 AM - B-Loaf-X: watchz

2:18 AM - P & Bj<3: I said no thanks, maybe if you weren't completly wasted

2:18 AM - P & Bj<3:

2:18 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah

2:19 AM - P & Bj<3: bro!

2:19 AM - B-Loaf-X: brabh!!!

2:19 AM - P & Bj<3: BROHEIM!

2:19 AM - B-Loaf-X: BROHEIM!!!

2:19 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:19 AM - B-Loaf-X: dude

2:19 AM - B-Loaf-X: i juzt found out my firend is gay

2:19 AM - B-Loaf-X: i wuz like wtf

2:19 AM - B-Loaf-X: fo'real?!?!

2:19 AM - P & Bj<3: kill the faggot!

2:20 AM - B-Loaf-X: no~!!

2:20 AM - B-Loaf-X: har dare u!!!

2:20 AM - B-Loaf-X: fe fuN!!!

2:21 AM - P & Bj<3: aha

2:21 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah

2:21 AM - B-Loaf-X: u want beat hazard?!?!?

2:21 AM - B-Loaf-X: y or no

2:21 AM - P & Bj<3: BROSEF!

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: my feet r tinglling

2:22 AM - P & Bj<3: thats not good

2:22 AM - P & Bj<3: maybe you should get some sleep

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: az if

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: i need 2q drink wter b-4 i zleep

2:22 AM - P & Bj<3: Get some water and a twinky!

2:23 AM - B-Loaf-X: i druink water already!!!

2:23 AM - B-Loaf-X: 3 gallaonz b-4 i zleep!!!

2:23 AM - P & Bj<3: impossible!

2:23 AM - B-Loaf-X: az if, i p a lot

2:24 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg tohmas, im buy u gam

2:24 AM - B-Loaf-X: e\

2:24 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg u haf altitude???

2:25 AM - B-Loaf-X: LOL my door wuz nmot lockt

2:25 AM - B-Loaf-X: securietey came by LOL

2:26 AM - B-Loaf-X: k u got 69 secundz

2:26 AM - B-Loaf-X: altutiude y or n

2:27 AM - P & Bj<3: You really don't have to buy me a game, I don't want to feel like I'm taking advantage of you

2:27 AM - B-Loaf-X: azx uf'\

2:28 AM - B-Loaf-X: b'cuz u said that im buy u lotaz gamez

2:28 AM - B-Loaf-X: watcjh thiz

2:30 AM - P & Bj<3: 8|

2:30 AM - P & Bj<3: You're going to make me feel like a terrible person

2:31 AM - B-Loaf-X: y?!?!!

P & Bj<3 is now playing Left 4 Dead 2. Click here to join.

2:36 AM - P & Bj<3: Becuase you're drunk as shit

2:49 AM - B-Loaf-X: 'nd?!?!

2:49 AM - P & Bj<3: huh?

2:49 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:50 AM - B-Loaf-X: i lol lol omg i hpe tha sedurity uard eozn't ocome back omg he'g oing  2 urtn me inf or bin rudrkn

2:50 AM - P & Bj<3: You should fuck him

2:50 AM - B-Loaf-X: lol, he's zhort and ztumpy

P & Bj<3 is now playing Left 4 Dead 2. Click here to join.

3:17 AM - P & Bj<3: Loaf, hun

3:17 AM - P & Bj<3: I hope you're getting some sleep

3:18 AM - P & Bj<3: I'll talk to you tomorrow.

 

 

With Steam Person

2:02 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah

2:02 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: y u no  have l4fd2???>

2:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah ogm

2:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: i'm so rdrunk i buy i t  4 u now

2:03 AM - Steam Person: Computer can't run it, unemployement etc.

2:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: well i buy it 43 u

2:03 AM - Steam Person: All the good stuff you know?

2:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: wen ur mak iz g8ud enuff

2:03 AM - Steam Person: Nah man if your drunk don't

2:04 AM - B-Loaf-X: i haf 2, it iz my d--ty to buy it 4 u wen im drunk

2:04 AM - B-Loaf-X: b-cuz ur liketha drinkin king

2:04 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg ur from huzton?

2:04 AM - Steam Person: LOL

2:04 AM - Steam Person: Well Dallas really.

2:04 AM - B-Loaf-X: wells  ame state

2:04 AM - B-Loaf-X: my captian frumhouston

2:05 AM - B-Loaf-X: so i buy u l4d 2

2:05 AM - Steam Person: You sure man I dunno if my computer can handle it, I know the wife's can though.

2:05 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg u married her!??!!?!?

2:05 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg!!!!!

2:05 AM - Steam Person: She plays games and is lazy, why not

2:05 AM - B-Loaf-X: i cant vuisit  ten

2:06 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg, my buddy houzton

2:06 AM - B-Loaf-X: he haz wife, total milvgz

2:06 AM - Steam Person: Why couldn't you visit?

2:06 AM - Steam Person: You got married?

2:06 AM - Steam Person: I thought last I heard you were having issues getting women and you were working out and eating burgers

2:07 AM - B-Loaf-X: no~!! single 4 life!!!!!!

2:07 AM - B-Loaf-X: u got married!"???!!

2:07 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah

2:07 AM - Steam Person: Basically man, not officially but we still live together and it's been over 6 months for a while now.

2:07 AM - B-Loaf-X: hoo,ky common law marriage!!

2:07 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:07 AM - B-Loaf-X: u give me #  i send u pic

2:08 AM - Steam Person: Yeah i've been common law married 3 times if you want to get technical

2:08 AM - Steam Person: Phone is cut off sadly, using her phone, just e-mail it to me SteamPerson@yahoo.com

2:09 AM - Steam Person: I'll be honest though been dying to try L4D2 but see a lot of people still play L4D and L4D2 as well.

2:09 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah

2:10 AM - B-Loaf-X: l4d2 sucked at vs

2:10 AM - B-Loaf-X: but u haf now

2:10 AM - Steam Person: Why is that?

2:10 AM - B-Loaf-X: all in diztance, no zkill

2:10 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:10 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:10 AM - B-Loaf-X: u haf mod war??

2:10 AM - B-Loaf-X: m odarern warflare 2??

2:11 AM - Steam Person: Nope.

2:11 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg i buy it 4 u

2:11 AM - B-Loaf-X: 50% off

2:11 AM - B-Loaf-X: w// tazx munee cuz uits ur munee

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: dallz

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: dude

2:12 AM - Steam Person: DRUNK !

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: if i com q2 ballace we playt l4d!?!

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: yes

2:12 AM - Steam Person: Q2?

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: im sorrie

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: to

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: 2

2:12 AM - Steam Person: Lemme get outa CSS really fast.

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: if i com 2 dallaec

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: d00d

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: finish ur gam

2:12 AM - B-Loaf-X: e

2:13 AM - B-Loaf-X: im soorie if i itnerrupt

2:13 AM - B-Loaf-X: bar cut me off \

2:13 AM - Steam Person: That game is never ending.

2:13 AM - B-Loaf-X: ghey

2:13 AM - B-Loaf-X: icyworld!!!

2:13 AM - Steam Person: Icy World?

2:13 AM - B-Loaf-X: fyiceworld

2:13 AM - B-Loaf-X: por whatever

2:13 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:13 AM - Steam Person: OMG U DRUNKS !

2:14 AM - B-Loaf-X: in 3 hurs i had like 2 pticturhers of yengling, 1 coorz lite, 3 guienezz, 1 irishz cfarbomb bomb, 3 pitcherzs of amber bock

2:14 AM - B-Loaf-X: d000d

2:14 AM - B-Loaf-X: ur drunkx

2:14 AM - Steam Person: Man if I drank that much I would be puking.

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah

2:15 AM - B-Loaf-X: i have lotrz of mozzie stickz and like chipz

2:16 AM - Steam Person: Mozzie Stickz?

2:16 AM - Steam Person: WTF are those?

2:16 AM - B-Loaf-X: um

2:16 AM - B-Loaf-X: mozzerlllea stickz

2:16 AM - B-Loaf-X: makez more sens?

2:17 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:17 AM - Steam Person: Yeah that makes more sense.

2:17 AM - B-Loaf-X: food + al;cpjpo; = mmmm

2:17 AM - B-Loaf-X: i need moater\\

2:17 AM - Steam Person: Cheese dunno if that is good if you have a gut full of liquor.

2:17 AM - B-Loaf-X: i have vitamimn pax.  u need pix?!?!?

2:17 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:17 AM - B-Loaf-X: luncvhchbox full of vitaminxz

2:18 AM - Steam Person: What the hell you doing with a lunchbox full of Vitamins?

2:18 AM - B-Loaf-X: pimpin

2:18 AM - Steam Person: Sellin?

2:18 AM - B-Loaf-X: [impin

2:18 AM - B-Loaf-X: 45 me

2:18 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:19 AM - Steam Person: You need Bread to soak up some of that alchohol for brain functions to respond properly.

2:19 AM - B-Loaf-X: az if

2:20 AM - B-Loaf-X: im eat granola barz ant watch king uf tha hill. iz that 0k!?!?

2:20 AM - Steam Person: So what games you been playing lately?

2:20 AM - Steam Person: Granola Barz works.

2:20 AM - B-Loaf-X: iklling floor and dezkktop tower defenze

2:20 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg u need ikilling fllor?!?!?

2:21 AM - B-Loaf-X: i buy 4 u

2:22 AM - Steam Person: Hey if you want to and it's multi-player i'm down.

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: brah

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: 6 level perz

2:22 AM - B-Loaf-X: perx

2:22 AM - Steam Person: I was playing AION there for a while got to max level and there was nothing else to do so quit, then played Champions Online and that one just something wrong with it so quit that one and now i'm back to basics, L4D and CSS.

2:23 AM - B-Loaf-X: d00d

2:23 AM - B-Loaf-X: can ur comp;uter play kling floor???

2:23 AM - Steam Person: If not I can make it play it, lemme check out Requirements.

2:24 AM - Steam Person: Yeah easily.

2:24 AM - Steam Person: BRB gotta piss.

2:25 AM - B-Loaf-X: LOL my door wuz nmot lockt  securietey came by LOL

2:26 AM - B-Loaf-X: i thot it wuz hawt chix

2:26 AM - B-Loaf-X: :9

2:27 AM - Steam Person: LOL

2:27 AM - Steam Person: Instead some old guy.

2:27 AM - B-Loaf-X: az if

2:27 AM - B-Loaf-X: i luk like mark consuelos

2:27 AM - B-Loaf-X: 'nd hez married to kelly rippa

2:28 AM - Steam Person: And you will be married to no one but hopefully geti n bed with a chick like Kelly Rippa

2:28 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg i put it in her bung holez

2:28 AM - Steam Person: Pre-Mature Ejaculation?

2:28 AM - Steam Person:

2:29 AM - B-Loaf-X: king

2:30 AM - Steam Person: Man I got your ass Whipped on Stats for L4D.

2:31 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg gyt on ur womanz kumputer!!!

2:31 AM - B-Loaf-X: i no i sux

2:31 AM - B-Loaf-X: i play 4 fun tho

2:31 AM - B-Loaf-X: ur like tha king of zombiez

2:31 AM - Steam Person: I just like to see stuff blow to chunks.

2:32 AM - B-Loaf-X: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooordz!!!

2:32 AM - Steam Person: WOW it saved that data I got this morning for most damage to teammates 40256 in one game

2:33 AM - B-Loaf-X: 460256?!?!?

2:33 AM - Steam Person: Yeah I saved and killed a lot of times that game.

2:33 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg 46+ram of 1/2 of 512?!?!??!

2:33 AM - Steam Person: ????

2:33 AM - B-Loaf-X: 40256

2:34 AM - Steam Person: 40,256 Damage Done to Teammates in one game.

2:34 AM - B-Loaf-X: ram = 4 kb, 9klb 16kb 32 kb 64mb, 12mg 64 mg 128mg 246mb!!!

2:34 AM - B-Loaf-X: 246=256

2:34 AM - B-Loaf-X: whoa

2:34 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg, that'll never happne in l4d2

2:34 AM - Steam Person: Yeah 512 1024 1536 2048 etc

2:35 AM - B-Loaf-X: boomer = like .2 dmage

2:35 AM - Steam Person: What's L4D 2 like anyways you say VS sucks why?

2:35 AM - B-Loaf-X: cuz

2:35 AM - B-Loaf-X: vs in l4d2=diztanze = pointz

2:36 AM - B-Loaf-X: i luv l4d2 'cpet vs

2:36 AM - Steam Person: So Distance only is points so if you have all the medkits and pills it doesn't matter?

2:37 AM - B-Loaf-X: nope

2:37 AM - B-Loaf-X: but i start riting leterez

2:37 AM - B-Loaf-X: i fix

2:37 AM - Steam Person: That's kinda shitty, lots of tie games that way.

2:40 AM - Steam Person: What you doing right now?

2:40 AM - B-Loaf-X: layzi w/ gay dude in l4d2

2:41 AM - B-Loaf-X: lol

2:41 AM - Steam Person: Hell L4D2 is only 20.09 right now for some reason.

2:42 AM - Steam Person: Oddly looking at the requirements I meet the Recommended requirements for L4D 2.

2:43 AM - B-Loaf-X: tha pazzing juzt came put

2:43 AM - B-Loaf-X: did u get it frum 4me?!?

2:43 AM - Steam Person: Get what?

2:44 AM - B-Loaf-X: l4d2 gifzt

2:44 AM - B-Loaf-X: chek steam  & email

2:44 AM - B-Loaf-X: z

2:44 AM - Steam Person: Lemme check.

2:45 AM - Steam Person: Negative Ghost Rider.

2:45 AM - Steam Person: My Steam ID is Hunchback187 but I don't know how the gift thing works to be honest.

2:48 AM - Steam Person: Ohh okay so that is how the Gift thing works, pretty damn easy, but nah man don't see anything showing up or an e-mail.

2:48 AM - Steam Person: Lemme relog on to steam brb

Steam Person is now Offline.

Steam Person is now Online.

2:49 AM - Steam Person: Yeah still got nothing.

2:51 AM - Steam Person: Meh ohh well, gonna cook something, i'm starving brb

Steam Person is now Away.

2:56 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg i wanna 44t

Steam Person is now Online.

2:57 AM - Steam Person: 44t?

3:00 AM - B-Loaf-X: eat

3:00 AM - B-Loaf-X: lolol

3:00 AM - B-Loaf-X: eat

3:00 AM - B-Loaf-X: 44t

3:00 AM - B-Loaf-X: omg zuper l33t

3:00 AM - B-Loaf-X: i buy u game!?!?

3:00 AM - B-Loaf-X: l4dd2 did it pzz?!?!

3:00 AM - Steam Person: Didn't show up yet or in e-mail.

3:01 AM - Steam Person: Dunno if it went through or not for ya.

3:01 AM - Steam Person: My end shows Nadda.

3:01 AM - B-Loaf-X: im try #2

3:02 AM - Steam Person: There it is.

3:02 AM - B-Loaf-X: k try now

3:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: lol omg uyes!!!

3:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: now i ca namasturbate

3:03 AM - Steam Person: GOOD LORD !

3:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: 2 jenneifr luv hweitt!!!

3:03 AM - Steam Person: Well lemme get down to downloading this thing asap, you going to be up for a while or pass out?

3:03 AM - B-Loaf-X: im drink water and make fun of kin go ftha hill

3:03 AM - Steam Person: That's always good stuff.

3:06 AM - Steam Person: 2% Done, shouldn't be too long really.

3:06 AM - Steam Person: You better not pass out on me.

3:11 AM - Steam Person: 10% Done where you at?

Steam Person is now Away.

Steam Person is now Online.

3:31 AM - Steam Person: 37% Done where you at?

Steam Person is now Away.

Steam Person is now Online.

3:49 AM - Steam Person: Damnit can't play L4D 1 while downloading, you pass out on me?