Patches, who is The Law, sent me a link for the newestaddition to the Fallout series a few days ago, and wanted to know if I wouldend up playing after watching.  Below iswhat I replied with, but with some additions and changes.

I will only play the newest Fallout if it contains 7 of thefollowing items missing from Fallout 3:

The 11 Things that can get me to play New Vegas:

1. I can kill children.

2. I can dig up graves.

3. Melee VATS allows targeting of body parts.

4. VATS allows me to target the groin and eyes.

5. They admit "New Vegas" is a rip off of "New Reno"

6. I can get married and pimp out my spouse.

7. Become a porns...tar and receive 1000xp for doing so.

8. My skill points are allowed to go over 100, to how far ever I want them to.

9. I can visit a brothel and temporarily boost my stats by using the services.

10. I can have a party of more than just 1/2 NPC's

11.  If theintelligence of “1” greatly changes the way your character interacts witheveryone in the game.  In Fallout 2, ifyou create a character with an intelligence of 1, your options for a lot ofspeech interaction are basically “Yes,” “No,” or “Uhh.”  Everyone talks to you like an idiot becauseyou are an idiot.  When you spoke to theother character with a 1 intelligence, it was pure hilarious.

12.  M72 Gauss Rifle!!!!

Hopefully some of y’all will participate in this boycott, atleast till the game is cut down to $25. I really wish Interplay/Black Isle wouldn’t have fallen through!  BRING BACK VAN BUREN!!!