If You Win the Lottery...
Holy balls!! Almost went 10 days without a blog 
We all fantasize about it. I think it is healthy to fantasize about it, as well as it is great planning for when it does happen. I’m playing with about $20,000,000.
The following is what I have rolled out so far in case this catastrophic event comes my way:
1. Get whatever clothes I’m in washed at thenearest cleaners (because I will have proceeded to pooped and peed all over inthem) ~ $100 w/tip
2. A house. Four stories – two above ground, two below ground. Above ground would be normal, below ground would have a movie theater, a LAN center of 32 computers,and of course an Irish Car Bomb Station. ~$1,500,000
3. Purchase everything in the Sky Mall magazine. ~$75,000
4. Get a license and then get a Siberian Lynx.~$2,000
5. Plan an all expenses paid weeklong trip to Vegasfor my friends and family. This would include airfare roundtrip, the room, food, alcohol, babysitters, $1,000/person,“I survived Vegas with SADplayer.com” T-Shirt, and tickets to various shows. All that I would ask in returnis that everyone have a blast and cut loose and not worry about the stresses ofthe world. I’d rent out the whole floor of a hotel on the strip (if we would need that many rooms), and then anyone else who just happens to be staying on that floor while we are there would alsoget in on the free alcohol! There wouldbe some sort of contest to see who would get the Celebrity Suite!!! Also, become a Seven Star Total Rewards Club Member. Unfortunately, what happens on this trip to Vegas will probably not stay in Vegas because I’ll be takingbazillions (I am laughing right now because “bazillions” is a word not caught on Microsoft Word’s spell check) of pictures! ~$1,000,000
6. $1,000,000 to Campaign For Liberty. ~$1,000,000
7. The most expensive PC money can buy. ~$25,000
8. Make a movie with at least B-rated celebrities~$2,000,000
9. I’d sponsor a Middle Class White Male (MCWM) Scholarship because he is screwed over on almost all scholarships.
10. Purchase $1,000,000 in gold, and $500,000 insilver. ~$1,500,000
11. Invest in to small businesses that are trying togo big, and give them a 10 year half-loan repayment deal to get them off the ground ~$500,000
12. Not purchase any telescopes out of the Sky Mall, but buy a top rated backyard scope. ~$50,000
13. Soup up the Jackwagon beyond all belief.~$50,000
14. If it is before Doc’s 21st birthday,get Lady Gaga to have a private concert for him on his 21stbirthday. I have no idea what she’dcharge, but this is my big guess. ~$125,00015. Ringside tickets for four Monday Night RAWevents in a row. ~ $5,000Total Cost so far – $7,782,100!!!
Wow,that isn’t even half of $20,000,000!!! Ihave no idea what else I’d spend my money on. I’d probably just live off the interest and throw parties every few months.
We all fantasize about it. I think it is healthy to fantasize about it, as well as it is great planning for when it does happen. I’m playing with about $20,000,000.
The following is what I have rolled out so far in case this catastrophic event comes my way:
1. Get whatever clothes I’m in washed at thenearest cleaners (because I will have proceeded to pooped and peed all over inthem) ~ $100 w/tip
2. A house. Four stories – two above ground, two below ground. Above ground would be normal, below ground would have a movie theater, a LAN center of 32 computers,and of course an Irish Car Bomb Station. ~$1,500,000
3. Purchase everything in the Sky Mall magazine. ~$75,000
4. Get a license and then get a Siberian Lynx.~$2,000
5. Plan an all expenses paid weeklong trip to Vegasfor my friends and family. This would include airfare roundtrip, the room, food, alcohol, babysitters, $1,000/person,“I survived Vegas with SADplayer.com” T-Shirt, and tickets to various shows. All that I would ask in returnis that everyone have a blast and cut loose and not worry about the stresses ofthe world. I’d rent out the whole floor of a hotel on the strip (if we would need that many rooms), and then anyone else who just happens to be staying on that floor while we are there would alsoget in on the free alcohol! There wouldbe some sort of contest to see who would get the Celebrity Suite!!! Also, become a Seven Star Total Rewards Club Member. Unfortunately, what happens on this trip to Vegas will probably not stay in Vegas because I’ll be takingbazillions (I am laughing right now because “bazillions” is a word not caught on Microsoft Word’s spell check) of pictures! ~$1,000,000
6. $1,000,000 to Campaign For Liberty. ~$1,000,000
7. The most expensive PC money can buy. ~$25,000
8. Make a movie with at least B-rated celebrities~$2,000,000
9. I’d sponsor a Middle Class White Male (MCWM) Scholarship because he is screwed over on almost all scholarships.
10. Purchase $1,000,000 in gold, and $500,000 insilver. ~$1,500,000
11. Invest in to small businesses that are trying togo big, and give them a 10 year half-loan repayment deal to get them off the ground ~$500,000
12. Not purchase any telescopes out of the Sky Mall, but buy a top rated backyard scope. ~$50,000
13. Soup up the Jackwagon beyond all belief.~$50,000
14. If it is before Doc’s 21st birthday,get Lady Gaga to have a private concert for him on his 21stbirthday. I have no idea what she’dcharge, but this is my big guess. ~$125,00015. Ringside tickets for four Monday Night RAWevents in a row. ~ $5,000Total Cost so far – $7,782,100!!!
Wow,that isn’t even half of $20,000,000!!! Ihave no idea what else I’d spend my money on. I’d probably just live off the interest and throw parties every few months.
Posted by SADplayer at Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:26:00 GMT 
Categories: Random Thoughts
Tags: Vegas Lottery millions of dollars
Categories: Random Thoughts
Tags: Vegas Lottery millions of dollars
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