Yesterday, I spent a good chunk of hours making a song/skit called "Pregnant Hookers Can't Make No Money".  You can go to my homepage and download it (look under the Announcement Flow).

It was edited from Magix Music Maker 12, where the beat was produced.  They do have pre recorded beats, and that is what you hear with some edits.  All the sound effects (except the bed, which I produced myself, haha) were from a 2,000 Sound Effects CD that I bought at Best Buy years ago.  I played all the voices, wrote, and edited the file.

Hope you at least get a chuckle out of it!  Let me know what you think if you take a listen!