My Sept 7th Monday Night RAW Experience
If you can’t
tell from my drunk blog below this one, I had a blast. I actually kinda rolled hard and it felt
great!!!
The big
downside of the evening was at the very beginning of the show, a lot of my what I went for happened and it wasn’t
televised on RAW!!! I do believe it was
filmed for WWE Superstars, though, so make sure to check that out. Jack Swagger came out, and holy balls, it was
awesome. I tried so hard to get a “MIZ
LIKES WIENERS" chant going but no one was biting!!!
The rest of
the show was great….and I can NOT believe they had a Body Slam Match!!!! The only thing that kind of sucked about that
was that there was so much cheering and what not going on I don’t think you
could hear me trying to get the “NOT THE BODY SLAM!!” chant going.
After the
show, I walked over to Shoeless Joe Jackson’s, a bar next to the Holiday Inn I
was staying. And holy balls, I couldn’t
believe it when I saw Mark Henry walk in!!!!!
They make clothes that size?!?! And who was sitting with him??? MVP,
Chavo, and CHRIS MASTERS!!! OMG he is
SOO Huge! I mean, next to Mark Henry, he
looks kind of small, haha. Then, a
little bit later, the reporting crew came in!!!
Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, Josh, and Matt Stryker!!! I threw Jerry Lawler the metal sign and he
smiled and waved back and I almost took a dump in my pants!! That was a living legend right there!!! Oh! I
also showed MVP my sign that said “MIZ LIKES WIENERS” and he got a chuckle out
of it. They took the sign from me at the
gate, but they let me pick it up after the show. They said that the sign might give the wrong
implications and that there are a lot of kids around…I was like, As If!!! Were you watching when HHH did his whole {“McMahon
likes Cocks and Dicks” speech?!?! I didn’t
say that as I was pretty drunk and they probably would have not let me in, but
they need to get with the program!!!
I ran out of
money, so I went back up to my room to get some, and OMG!!! There he was, sitting in the hallway…Santino
Marella!!! He’s a cool dude. His battery on his door lock died. I empathized with him because it has happened
to me three times in my lifetime. I even
told him that I was going to go line out the front desk for him! When I went down there, one of the managers
was heading up there to help him, and I was like “DO YOU KNOW WHO IS WAITING ON
YOU!?!?! THAT IS SANTINO MARELLA UP
THERE!!” Rollin[ Hard, I wasn’t going to
just let him go up there by himself! When
the elevator came up to the fifth floor, I stepped out and declared “Santino, I
lined them out for you” or something like that, and got out of dodge because I
felt like I was annoying him, hahahaha.
What a night!!! I so can’t wait to go to the next couple
shows I have tickets to! Hopefully I
can have a partner in crime! I know I
will in Jacksonville, but what about Indianapolis?!?!




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