My Sept 7th Monday Night RAW Experience

If you can’t tell from my drunk blog below this one, I had a blast.  I actually kinda rolled hard and it felt great!!!

The big downside of the evening was at the very beginning of the show, a lot of my  what I went for happened and it wasn’t televised on RAW!!!  I do believe it was filmed for WWE Superstars, though, so make sure to check that out.  Jack Swagger came out, and holy balls, it was awesome.  I tried so hard to get a “MIZ LIKES WIENERS" chant going but no one was biting!!! 

The rest of the show was great….and I can NOT believe they had a Body Slam Match!!!!  The only thing that kind of sucked about that was that there was so much cheering and what not going on I don’t think you could hear me trying to get the “NOT THE BODY SLAM!!” chant going.

After the show, I walked over to Shoeless Joe Jackson’s, a bar next to the Holiday Inn I was staying.  And holy balls, I couldn’t believe it when I saw Mark Henry walk in!!!!!  They make clothes that size?!?!  And who was sitting with him???  MVP, Chavo, and CHRIS MASTERS!!!  OMG he is SOO Huge!  I mean, next to Mark Henry, he looks kind of small, haha.  Then, a little bit later, the reporting crew came in!!!  Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, Josh, and Matt Stryker!!!  I threw Jerry Lawler the metal sign and he smiled and waved back and I almost took a dump in my pants!!  That was a living legend right there!!!  Oh!  I also showed MVP my sign that said “MIZ LIKES WIENERS” and he got a chuckle out of it.  They took the sign from me at the gate, but they let me pick it up after the show.  They said that the sign might give the wrong implications and that there are a lot of kids around…I was like, As If!!!  Were you watching when HHH did his whole {“McMahon likes Cocks and Dicks” speech?!?!  I didn’t say that as I was pretty drunk and they probably would have not let me in, but they need to get with the program!!!

I ran out of money, so I went back up to my room to get some, and OMG!!!  There he was, sitting in the hallway…Santino Marella!!!  He’s a cool dude.  His battery on his door lock died.  I empathized with him because it has happened to me three times in my lifetime.  I even told him that I was going to go line out the front desk for him!  When I went down there, one of the managers was heading up there to help him, and I was like “DO YOU KNOW WHO IS WAITING ON YOU!?!?!  THAT IS SANTINO MARELLA UP THERE!!”  Rollin[ Hard, I wasn’t going to just let him go up there by himself!  When the elevator came up to the fifth floor, I stepped out and declared “Santino, I lined them out for you” or something like that, and got out of dodge because I felt like I was annoying him, hahahaha.

What a night!!!  I so can’t wait to go to the next couple shows I have tickets to!   Hopefully I can have a partner in crime!  I know I will in Jacksonville, but what about Indianapolis?!?!

 

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