Comedians on my MP3 Player

Everyone has their own opinions on which comedians are funny and which ones aren't, and you shouldn't think down on someone who thinks someone is funny that you don't think is funny.  As I have been told many times (in reference to women), "It's all personal preference."

My Funny Factors are a little bit lower for the comedians who are more "clean" - don't curse or talk about crazy stuff - because I can't fully identify with everything they talk about.  Anyone with over a 50 is pretty hilarious to me!

1.  Bill Engvall




Album:  A Decade of Laughs
Funny Factor:  55 of 69
Favorite line:  Anything with reference to the Dork Fish


2.  Dane Cook



Album:  ISolated INcident
Funny Factor:  63 of 69
Favorite line:  "A suicide note written by someone who is not suicidal is called an autobiography."


3.  George Carlin



Album:  What Am I Doing in New Jersey
Funny Factor:  65 of 69
Favorite Line:  "And now they're talking about banning toy guns....AND THEY'RE GOING TO KEEP THE F***ING REAL ONES!!"


4.  Jeff Foxworthy



Album:  Totally Committed
Funny Factor:  58 of 69
Favorite Line:  "See, that's another redneck trait - We buy something, we gonna wear it within 24 hours.  Just because you see a redneck walk out of a store without a bag doesn't mean he didn't make a purchase!"


5.  Jerry Clower


Jerry Clower's Greatest Hits
Funny Factor: 15 of 69
Favorite Line: *I listened to the whole CD and although I thought somethings were kind of funny, nothing really sticks out because I just didn't dig his type of comedy...waaaaay too much set up!*


6.  Lewis Black


Album:  Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues
Funny Factor:  62 of 69
Favorite Line:  "What sex are they?" - in reference to the Janet Jackson Dancers


7.  Mitch Hedberg


Album:  Mitch All Together
Funny Factor:  68 of 69
Favorite Line:  "Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow.  That would suck.  An arrow killed you?  They would never solve the crime.  'Look at that dead guy....let's go that way...'"


8.  Ron White





Album:  Tater Salad
Funny Factor:  48 of 69 (I think I like him a lot more when I can see him for some reason)
Favorite Line:  "They call me....Tater Salad"


 

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