What to Send to Soldiers Who Are Deployed

I've pondered much as to what my first blog should be about.  Be it that I just returned from a deployment, I figured I could cover one commonly asked topic.

If you are asking this question, then I have the only answer you need:


Boobs.

That's right.  Why?  Simple.  Below is a photographic rendition:

+ Receiving USO Package = 

                                                                           "I already have all this stuff X 50!!" ***

 

 

+ Receiving Unknown Pics of Boobs =

                                                                                               "Yay!!  Boobs!"


I can guarantee you that these will be the reactions you get for the most part.
 

95% of male soldiers love boobs...this is an educated guess.  They're great. It's that simple. Pictures are great, even if they don't know whose they are or see whose they are.
 
Groups like the USO, many other Soldier Support Groups, and families of Soldiers send PLENTY of care packages to take care of pretty much everything Soldiers needs and snacks. They do not send boobs, though.
 
This is a great idea, but unfortunately, most girls won't just let photos be taken of them. If they are still open to just having their picture taken and sent with some well wishings for the soldier, that would also be great. Just seeing a good 'ol American woman is a morale booster in itself.
 
I'm sure this works for the femaleservice members as well, but probably not to the same extent. Thereare PLENTY of men around for them, but the one thing all of these menare missing is hair! You could send them pictures of men withbeautiful hair and they would probably like that!
 
Trust me, this can be the BIGGEST morale booster ever!!!

 
***I don't mean in anyway to denounce the USO.  What they do is awesome and fantastic!  They take care of soldiers with the necessities, especially toiletries.  They just don't send boobs ***

 

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