LOOOOOOOOOOOL TSA! TSA! TSA!!
" 
Herman Cain's Hype Man
"Well, it's good pizza, but they don't have anything like a 9-9-9 plan."
"Mr. Cain, Abraham Lincoln believed in the segregation of blacks and whites. What are your thoughts on that?"
"Unfortunately for Mr. Lincoln, he had to deal with a lot. All of his problems would have been solved with the 9-9-9 plan."
"Mr. Cain, when Magellan wanted to find more land across the sea, what do you think his greatest fears were?"
"I believe that if his biggest fear was approaching the royal families and asking them for money. If they had the 9-9-9 plan, they would have had so much money in their treasuries to give him because the 9-9-9 plan in Phase 2 automatically presumes that Phase 1 is going to be a huge success and if you go on my website, I have no back up plan, historical data, or time table on how long Phase 1 will be an incredulous success; that is how much I believe in the 9-9-9 plan. It is unfortunate we don't have the 9-9-9 plan right now or else we would have the money to bake a time machine at the Godfather's Pizza I have in my house to tell the Monarchies of the Middle Ages about the 9-9-9 plan."
"Mr. Cain, when the Roman Empire marched all across Europe and Southwest Asia, how do you feel the Roman Foot soldiers felt about their sometimes poor equipment?"
"Oh, I'm sure they hated it. Our troops we have now will not have to worry. I will have so much money from the IX-IX-IX plan that all of our troops will have unlimited Godfather's Pizza - we will have a new 9-9-9 Pizza plan by then which will consist of 9 pizzas with 9 toppings for $9 because we'll have so much revenue from the 9-9-9 plan I'll be able to subsidize everything everywhere for the new 9-9-9 Godfather's Pizza plan, thus ending world hunger - and with all that money from the 9-9-9 plan, we'll be able to buy all of our troops Featherweight-Titanium Full Body Armor and Machine Shotguns with 500 round drums of explosive AND flash bang 12 ga. shells."
"Mr. Cain, why did it take so long for man to invent the wheel?"
"Well, not everyone can be perfect. See, the wheel is just composed of an 'o'. No one had put that extra curved leg at the end of it yet, so the actual concept of my 9-9-9 plan wasn't even feasibly conceivable at the time. That was probably the hardest time in Human history, when the 9-9-9 plan wasn't even a poof of even the highest imagination available."
"Mr. Cain, why did God create the universe?"
"9-9-9 plan."
Video Games for Sale
OH YEA!! TAYLOR SWIFT WANTZ ME ON HER MUZIK VIDEO!!
Lucky Knoxville and Lexington!
Veggity Las Vegas, Here I Come!
Fright Night Vs. 30 Minutes or Less
There wasn't really a contest here. Comedy vs. Thriller. Although I think any movie with Nick Swardson is going to win anyways. I find that guy hilarious! I can't wait for Born to Be a Star!!!
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm picking Jesse Eisenberg on this one. He was all over the place!
I really hate actresses when they fool me with their accents. Imogen Poots lookies make up for it though. Crazy thing was that I thought she looked familiar, and when I read that she was the girl from 28 Weeks Later, I almost slapped myself in the face. I will admit I was all O_O!! on Bianca Kajlich's opening scene though!!
I wasn't happy with how the movie showed us who the vampire was. If this movie was just a half hour longer, I feel it would have been a LOT better. After the movie though, I started thinking about how they did it and was quite satisfied.
Horror movies need boobs. It's ok for me to see dismemberment that shoots blood all over, but a nipple is just too horrific? Don't judge me, I'm single.
Matt Hardy "GOODBYE" Suicide Video
It looks as though he is alright, and literally no one should be a fan of his. I hope that whatever problems he/his family are having get worked through and I wish them a great recovery, but I don't think I can ever support Matt as a professional wrestler ever again. Saying you're going to kill yourself and playing with your fans's and friends's emotions like that is extremely immature.
Also, why were people surprised that people were trolling from the start? I mean, if it were right off the bat real, sure, but people were leaving comments telling people they shouldn't be trolling. Trolls are gonna troll, no matter the situation. The internet gives everyone the biggest balls in the world. One can say anything anonymously and get away with it, so of course they're going to.
Now that my lining out is out of the way, here are some of the comments the trolls made on that video (My brother was drunk and playing Maple Story and he really didn't want to quit, so I was sending him some of the ones that caught my attention) If you're weak at heart, you may not want to read the rest:
"He didn't die but his career just did...R.I.P Matt hardy..1994-2011"
"Matt your overselling with this one."
"HE'S FAT! - Scott Steiner"
"Benoit's original finisher was the cross-face chicken wing, but Matt kept stealing the chicken wing."
"Matt Hardy will not DIET!!!!!"
"Just give him some big macs + large fries + coke and he'll be fine"
"eat my anus matt hardy you sexy faggot"
"Matt wants to die because he went to burger king ordered a whopper and got a big mac"
"31/08/2011 - Matt Hardy dies. 01/09/2011 - McDonalds announces bankruptcy."
"Matt you really are one huge tool. Maybe, since you're such a tool, you new in ring name could be Black and Decker."
"NEWS FLASH~~~~While police were checking on Matt Hardy, McDonalds and Burger King were robbed! Police chasing vehcile, there is a guy hanging out the passenger window with his arms extended to the sides and his tongue sticking out and painted the colors of the rainbow!!! Matt Hardy, you dog!! If you wanted some Hershey Pies, just let us know!!"
"'I TOOK YOUR WOMAN!' -Edge"
"Come on people lets flood the comments box to over 9000 comments! and i don't give a damn if that meme is fucking old and unrelated to this video cause i can't take this vid or you people seriously anymore WOOOO! *keeps fist pumping*"
"Matt Hardy, I'ma let you finish but Chris Benoit had one of the best suicides of all time. OF ALL TIME"
"Matt is saying Brian Atene's "I ain't gonna walk again.........not e'en ON CRUTCHES!!! You wanna know something? YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?!?.......i scarrred!"
"Let's be honest, Matt, this is the best promo you've done in years.."
"MATT HARDY DEAD AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY"
"hey every one flag ttiis video i did lol matt is fat"
"C'mon Matt, it's not so bad. The beefy crunch burrito will come back some day"
"@ImChrisBenoit IM FLAGGING FOR COPYRIGHT"
"One Final Comment before i go. MATT HARDY YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE a Fat Fuck."
"Zack Ryder Baby WOOOO WOOOO WOOOO you know it BRO!!!"
"they should make a tribute to matt in raw or smackdown and impact wrestling"
"AUGUST 31 2011: GOODBYE SEPTEMBER 1ST 2011: HELLO :S"
"910-947-2931 Call it and ask about Matt Hardy They LOVEIT"
"THIS JUST IN: World Vision announced just moments ago that the cost of feeding starving African children has dropped from a cup of coffee a day to 40 cents a year since the passing of former beloved wwe star/ drama llama Matt Hardy. More on this story as it develops."
"This was a "HELP ME!" sign to McDonald's so they'd bring back the McRib permanently, isn't it? You fuckin' rat emo cock. You don't have the stones to do it. And you don't have the stones to come to geforums.com and fight a real man named Washy. Fuckin' coward. Go eat a salad."
"You can officially join Charlie sheen on the winning list"
"Matt Hardy fuck you! My little brother is crying because of this!" (most likes I saw - 26)
"I FIND THIS VID HARD TO MASTERBATE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DESCRIPTION SHOULD SAY : Credit to chris benoit"
"funny thing is the 210+ want him to live, the dislikes want him to go through with it lol"
"twist of weight"
"Blood is thicker than water, or in Matt's case, butter"
"Thumbs up if you want me to choke Matt Hardy with a pillow. -ImChrisBenoit"
"Ok look, matt hardy botched his suicide"
"I think Zack Ryder just lost his Internet Championship to Matt Hardy, but since Matt has declared Suicide, it goes right back to Ryder. WWWYKI!!!"
"Booker T's reaction to this video: WUT DA HALE?! HE'S IN MA FAVE FIVE! SOMEBODY BETTA CALL DA POL-ICE"
And my two Top Comments (Yeah, I took screen caps. So what, I'm a loser, I don't give a fudge!):
If you didn't get a chance to see the "GOODBYE" video, ImChrisBenoit (which spurred the creation of many other "Im" accounts - ImKevinSullivan and ImDanielBryan were the two I saw) put the video up and had Chris Benoit's titantron at the end. As of 4:07 Central Standard Time on August 31st, 2011, it is still up. I wonder how long that will last!
Ultimately, in the end, I think we all will just learn to #BlameItOnTheShane!
Arcade Fight Stick Scam
? They are charging an insane amount for them, and they will continue to do so until we stop buying them at outrageous prices!It doesn't matter what anyone says - control on a fighting game is much greater with one of those fight sticks than a standard controller. Although I believe a fight stick should be standard, there probably just isn't the interest out there to make it happen, which is how it should be.
But, at the same time, $130 for a good fight stick is completely irrational. A few buttons, a controller, some wire, and a casing = $130?? No.
Hopefully Amazon will throw one in a daily deal soon so I can buy it at a decent price - $30!
FAFSA Fears Windows 7
For those of you interested in applying for Free Application for Federal Student Aid, also known as FASFA, and are on Windows 7 but having trouble finding a compatible browser, no worries, you aren't the only one!
http://www.fafsa.ed.gov/
I tried Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, Safari, and Opera to no avail. Opera actually went into the site, but it wouldn't let me enter the correct number of digits when numbers were asked for. I then clicked on their links in their help section, but all that did was take me to the most recent version of each browser. Internet Explorer had some older versions available, but those versions wouldn't even open in Windows 7 (even though the Browser Help page on FAFSA said they would work).
I sent an email, and in the response they pretty much just sent me the Browser Help page after I explained to them nothing in that page work. At the end of the email, it said to call FAFSA if I had any other questions.
Hooray for federal employees!
I called. After I explained my situation, the lady told me "You can't get on the website if you already tried on your computer. Do you have another computer or a public library you can go to?"
As dumb as it sounded that I couldn't use the same computer to get on the site if I already tried and it denied me, I went to fetch my other computer. She asked if I was still there, and I told her I was getting on my other computer. Her response, "Well, give us a call back when you get on another computer and then you can press ALT + H and we'll be able to tell you if that version of the browser is compatible or not."
I told her thanks and bye.
For all of you who love the federal government, this kind of "customer service" is what I and many I know have encountered with them. If I wasn't expecting this kind of treatment (which is why the call was my last option), I would have probably blown up on the phone. There's all kinds of wrong with hiring this woman to be a part of their "Customer Service" team. She should have at least known how to clear cookies or find links to ancient versions of browsers that are compatible with their ancient website instead of "ALT + H" (which doesn't even work with Chrome) or going to the public libaray (because I'd rather be putting out my Social Security Number in public than in my own home).
Those on Windows 7, here's a couple ways I got FAFSA to work on my website:
1. Go to Start - All Programs - Internet Explorer (not the 64-bit, there should be 2 Internet Explorer options. If there is one without a label, that should be the 32-bit version. It said the browser was incompatible in a littlbe blue box, but I filled out and submitted everything just fine.
2. Visit www.filehippo.com. They generally have all old versions available for download. here is the link for Firefox 3.6.20 - http://filehippo.com/download_firefox/10406/ I was able to get on the site without a hitch.
I hope this was able to save anyone from the headache that is FAFSA and the Federal Government!!
Mini-Bio
I am just a crazy dude who loves to dance and have a good time. I try my best to live by my belief - "Rollin' Hard and Lovin' Every Minute of It!" which means to Work Hard, Play Hard, Be Yourself, and Help Others!
